Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
