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What is common between Allama Iqbal,
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What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
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Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
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Whenever You Feel Sad
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet
You''ll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
A Meaningiful Sentence
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard
"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “
A Silent Msg For All . . .
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"
White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"
LeKiN
Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy
Q
K
AmAn k AndAr
"DandA"
jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana
Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana
Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.
Once some hunters
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
apni pasand ka fruit
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai
Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet
Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
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