Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
SMS Messages
Funny
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
.
Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
←
previous (Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:)
(1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI ) Next
→
May, 25 2010
145 chars (1 sms)
3642 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad
Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy
But Ven Start Laughing While Crying
No Need 2 Tell D Reason
Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
.
.
.
.
.
"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
Heer Said To Ranjha :
Heer Said To Ranjha :
"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"
Ranjha Said :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->
I am the ninth letter
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
baqi sab da fittay mooonh
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
.
.
.
Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
vibration ka kamal
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
2 bache ache hain
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
Sardar got into
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN