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What is common between Allama Iqbal,
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What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
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Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
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So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
the new england jou
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
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''Aaj, kal, harpa
''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF......... ;->
Failure is not only
Failure is not only
when ur girl friend leavz u.
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
height of dehydration..
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
air hostess to pathan in plane
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
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