What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
  

May, 25 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2355 views       Funny

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