Mujh ko naya

Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->

May, 18 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2952 views Funny

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.

spell the word silk without looking here

spell the word silk without looking here

now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

He Is Probably Selling

Something

That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

Gal: Do u have

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

Ye Mardam Shumari

Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare

A man inserted an

A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BOLI...

APKA STYLE...

APKA CHALNA...

APKI SMILE...

APKA SHARMANA...

APKI ADAA...

.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........

KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...

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Mujh ko naya

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