sheesha ho k kaanch ho,

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
  

May, 17 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2667 views       Funny

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.


Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy



Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab


Mulahiza Ho



Jee





Aik, Do, Teen, Char



Jee Janab



Dobara Irshad




Ahuun



Aik, Do,Teen,Char



"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo
ek larki................
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !


Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?


Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->


Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai