sheesha ho k kaanch ho,

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho

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sheesha ho k kaanch ho,

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