Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
  

May, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2701 views       Funny

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Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..
Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf








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FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.


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sms karta hou.








HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
.
.
.
.

Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








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