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Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
  
May, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2635 views       Funny

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Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,




Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
deposit it in my account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Patient : What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
aaj ka thought


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
A Truth
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->

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