Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
  

May, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2787 views       Funny

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Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!


mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?



Ghanti Baji




Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya




Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai




HMmm





Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->