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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
How. . . ? ? ?
The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
Agar app kaheen
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?
"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
AKBAR LAYA 3 GHORE ...
Arz kia hy...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
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1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
munna
()()
('';'')
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Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Lamha Lamha Waqt
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..
Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
We Must Believe In
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
Panni ko ullu bna dia
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
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