A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.