A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
  

May, 25 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     4048 views       Funny

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''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???



Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..


Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati


Waja






Socho



Soocho




Nahi Pata



Aray

Wahan


TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”