Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
  

May, 25 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2638 views       Funny

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A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!
Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

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Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,



''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
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Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
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Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->