If U R In A War,

If U R In A War,
If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
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While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     219 chars (2 sms)     1847 views       Funny

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Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal ki garaj




Bijli ki chamak



Barish ki ik ik boond





Tum se



Cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahi hai














"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D