''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3202 views Funny

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short and sweet saying

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *

* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

The Statement Below Is True ...

The Statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

AbSoLuTe ...

StUpId " ;->

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Creatively Challenged ?

Artistically Void ?

Socially Hopeless ???

And

Financially Desprate ....????

Congrates You Are A

PAKISTANI .... ;->

Heartbeats are countle

Heartbeats are countless
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Spirits are ageless
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Dreams are endless
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Memories are timeless
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A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

fsc aur msc

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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