''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2636 views Funny

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Larke Ne Larki Se

Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->

Doctor: your husband

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->

Saw A Dream Last Nite

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

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Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,

Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,

Apka Reply aye ya na aye,

Lekin...

Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,

BachAy WaLdain Se,

B.v Shohar Se,

Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,

Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,

JhoOT BoLaIn..

To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?

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Star Plus

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

Golden Words.:

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

wese to es ko dajal

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."

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mujeh pata tha pura parhey bina tumhain Sukoon thodi aaey ga
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"Z";-)

Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,

Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,

Zindgi main sabko
hansana,

Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,

Phir bhi koi gham day to

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pay phone lagana

"THOK DENGE"

saaley k

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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