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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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May, 24 2010
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Sine me dil, Dil me dard,
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Khub surat pholon mai,
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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.
.
.
1 kira zaror hota hai..
Choice is Yours
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?
Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message
Choice is Yours .. :)
akbar kal maine sap
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
the best way to re
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
do not walk behind m
Do Not Walk Behind Me
For I may Not Lead
Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me
For I may Not Follow
Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,
Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
Why dont nails
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
.
.
Think !
.
.
Na-Khoon!! :)
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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