''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2769 views Funny

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Life is short so follow some rules:

Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

Marriage s like

Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

Propose Karne

Propose
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Ka
Yakdam
Jakkas
Style

" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

I really deeply

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

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Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"

Q: Wat do you call

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............

Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.

Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.

Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->

DON K Fone ka Intazar

DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.

Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.

Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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