''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2303 views Funny

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Judge - Sach Sach

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

Subha SMS Shaam

Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS

Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?

S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->

Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Funny Quote on a married

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

Urgent mSg... Misomi komura.

Urgent mSg...

Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.

Soch Kya Raha Hain?

Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P

KArAchi RoCk3rS

a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu

Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

if any dog attacks you

If Any Dog Attacks You

@

jL

<@_,
V
< >

<@_,
V__>
<

@>
/V

,_@>
<__V
L

Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!

Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!

Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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