''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2926 views Funny

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''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,

Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,

Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...

Teacher:

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Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

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So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D

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Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

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thakk..

Rok ustaad

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FARAZ...

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Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
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u know why God

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Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
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Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
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Young girl praying :

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God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.

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shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
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sincerely yours
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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