''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
  

May, 24 2010     381 chars (3 sms)     2385 views       Funny

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
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100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
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But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
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K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





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Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
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se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
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Sub se HuT ker hy


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piyas hy

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meri poem
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Quite Easy . . .










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Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)