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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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ek khan sahb sey koi
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
"Aaj Ki Dua"
"Aaj Ki Dua"
Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!
Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf
Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki
Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!
Ameen
Newton ne apple
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
''WARNING ! ! !
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
B.V Lani hai
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,
J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
Teachr: Konsa Parinda
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
Shuru
Shuru
ALLAH ke naam se
JO bara rehm wala ha
main pana mangta hun us shetan se
jo
jo
jo
jo
mera sms perh raha ha
ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
.
.
.
Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....
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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,....
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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
A Smart Lawyer Said:
A Smart Lawyer Said:
I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
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