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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
yaar aaya hai chai to bana do
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
FunnY BuT tRuE...!
FunnY BuT tRuE...!
Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.
Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried
But fucked often.
In Ghajini
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
A B C D E F G
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N
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Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
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mujeh pata tha pura parhey bina tumhain Sukoon thodi aaey ga
lo
maro
"Z";-)
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Wonderful Combinations in this World.
Wonderful Combinations in this World...
Heart & beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
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YE WATAN