''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2265 views Funny

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Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.

Kyo Ki.

Maine Suna Hai Tum

Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

I''m Willing

I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T ...

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

Whenever You Feel Sad

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

Pakistan me 1 samandar

Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

During School Days

During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?

Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

boysir ap apni beti

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

"~"loVe"~"

"~"loVe"~"

Starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears

But 2day

''''loVe"

Starts Frm Mobiles,

Grows Wd Balance Share,

Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)

Pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

Teacher

Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->

im so proud of myself

I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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