''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2325 views Funny

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Everyday same wishes

Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT

Teacher: Humien

Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!

English sher by PAPPU:

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

apple or blackberry

I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday

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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->

can u read it fast

can u read fast in english !

MY
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They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

Banaras Chowk Pe 1

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->

Life Was Lonely,

Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,

Dat

ALONE WAS BETTER

Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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