''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3104 views Funny

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND

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do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!

''Maine ik or naya mobile

''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''

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Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
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SMOKE every

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Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

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Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

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Golden Words.:

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boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

This is a magic Trick

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I t
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Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

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And Became Crazy About Him.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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