''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2726 views Funny

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D O N

D O N

Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain

Magar

D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy

Kyun K

D O N Memon Hai . . . ;->

What makes men chase

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Two lovers plan

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies

Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega.

Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

Before you judge a person,

Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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After that,
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Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

SAJJAA TAY KHABBA

Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

mathematician marri

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney

Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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