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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
befor and after
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
To be a "Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Malkin:Tum saFaI
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .
Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?
NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
Aik Pathan Dosry Se
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
"Demag" Yar..... :->
Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the
Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''
BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
U r Very special 4 me.
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..
Wah Wah Wah
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..
Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
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