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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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jab tak zinda raha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
a smart lawyer said
A Smart Lawyer Said:
I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
girl frnd
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
.
Q?
.
Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Funny!!!!
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,
Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
paki guys to indians
paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. . .
Dr 2 Lady:
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
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