''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2712 views Funny

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Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

KHABARDAR!

KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rkhye
"VIZART-E-ISHQ Hakomat-e-dil.

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

Doctor: Ye White

Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Sweet But Not Honey

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine

Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->

faraz

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

man 1 i notice dat

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai

Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai

Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0

Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

WEN thing go fills

WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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