''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
  

May, 24 2010     381 chars (3 sms)     2290 views       Funny

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The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals









(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse











("v")
(( ))
Bird









()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey









(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
Biscuit maker''s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I''ll become a Krack-Jack
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...




Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...




Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...



Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
Girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari


Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)