''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2644 views Funny

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Arz kiya hai.......

Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....

Arz kiya hai....

Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P

Shahbaz Sharif:

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

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7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,

aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,

Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.

JEENAY DO MUSHARAF

aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
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Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

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Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
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Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey

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Cool

Relex

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Oye Uthho!!!

Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho

Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

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I am Sleeping.......:)

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lekin

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ghar walay kehtay hain ke

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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