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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Lite can replace Sun
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt
Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
.
.
.
Balkay
.
.
.
Ye Socho K...
Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
2days 4cast...
2days 4cast...
it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Arz Kiya Ha
Arz Kiya Ha
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Wah wah
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,
naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
pakistan me hua hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Girl hostel mai phone
Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)
Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai?
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun
Saath Deta Hai ?
Mom/Dad ? - NO
Husband/Wife ? - NO
Friends ? - NO
LOVE ? - NO
Only.........
Ur CHAPPALS !
Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
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