''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2962 views Funny

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A boy n girl

A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi

hahahahahaahhaahhaahah

What would u call

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?

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U know it,
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Bolo bolo

.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''

ek intihai adbi she

Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy

"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)

Quote On Lectures

Quote On Lectures

"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.

What is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

Lagaan Remix 2020

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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