''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2159 views Funny

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A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

"Don''t Love

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"Don''t Love"...!!!

(",) XCÜS€ M€ !!! _/|_

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XCÜS€ M€ !!!
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Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

SardAr Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN

REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)

Once Upon A Time .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''NO''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

din main sota hy ra

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

Q: What do you

Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
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You run
after it,
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flying away.
But if you
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It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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