''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
  

May, 24 2010     381 chars (3 sms)     3024 views       Funny

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Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

































You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!


His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.