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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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The night was dark
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word
I.....la
puncture? ;->
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
boy my gf broke up
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
Agar dantttooon k Doctor
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?
Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
''Plz don"t read this Nahi to
''Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?
SoCho!!!
its simple yaar..
"MAAL GARI"
1 liter khoon
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
.
.
.
.
.
Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me kya Farq Hota Hai,
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,
Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,
JeSE K
Mein
he he he
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
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