''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3093 views Funny

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Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

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in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
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Wife : Do you want dinner?

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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