''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3175 views Funny

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Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

ICC has decided 2 shorten d

ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.

It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

faqeer1 rupay ka s

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir

Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Pandit ne ap k mobile

Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..

1 pagal dusre pagal se

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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