''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
  

May, 24 2010     381 chars (3 sms)     3265 views       Funny

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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga

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Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K

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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,








Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi









Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->


Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.


Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->