''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2123 views Funny

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made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

10 things I know about U!!

10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart

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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.

Why is Sex a 3

Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH

plz open this after 4 days at thursday

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I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

alhamdulillah bohot mazay mein hain;

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)

''1 student exam

''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai

student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha

I M FARAZ :-D

Din raat SmS kr

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,

BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

Santa : People

Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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