''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3305 views Funny

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Deposit IT In My Account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel

just love another one!

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

Rule The HELL

Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again

Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

Think well,

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Wah Kia Baat Hai

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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