''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3304 views Funny

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Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

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Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff

Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->

Kya aap Jante he

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha

ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
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AAJ
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BiRTHDAY
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AAP
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DALWA
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KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Bhikari Pathan sy!

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mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

U murdered ur frend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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