''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2774 views Funny

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1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

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A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

i may walk slowly

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln

I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
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picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

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Last night,da moon

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"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"

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Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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woman met a man walking

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Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
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Best sms of the Year.

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"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...

A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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