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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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VakEeL:
VakEeL:
JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb
IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
who let you get on t
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
agar main tumse juda ho jao
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
boys psycology:
boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"
"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
If I were to make
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
but but but
LIAR=me
shahrukh khan k ghar
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
.
.
.
Guess? Kaise
.
.
kyu ki… usay
.
.
HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
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