After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.