''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2532 views Funny

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someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
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Life Was Lonely,

Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,

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translate this punjabi sentence into english

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Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

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''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

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Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
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Wife to husband:

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A Small Advice.

A Small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

Eq.1: study=dont fail

Eq.1:
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Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
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taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
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Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Well I Said

The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19

Ur Sweetness Look 15

Ur Smile 16

Ur Face 17

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67 Years ... ;->

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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