''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2622 views Funny

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Kareena Kapoor Once Said

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Think...

No?

A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

ek kana kisi ladki k

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

SAYING:

SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

Aaj Bohat He

Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy

Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna

Suna Hy Farishty

SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

Can?we do romanc

Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.

My Eyes Miss u

My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain

Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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