''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3062 views Funny

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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!

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Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

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Thru the sky I saw

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A man from Agra went

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When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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