''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2415 views Funny

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signs of a suicide bomber given by police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S

A LawYer

A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.

Tm Q Nh Ay.

2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi

1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha

K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)

Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|

we must believe in

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

It Is Well Known Saying Dat

It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"

But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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