''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2143 views Funny

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Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye

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tum UNMARRIED ho

CHAIN MSG

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

Din ko chain nahi,

Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

Log Kehtay Thay K

Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''

bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"

Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

A Man Touched

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..

AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,

JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,

TAB!!

MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!

all brokers have bec

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

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Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

''Tusi boht great ho........

''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''

there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

1 Pathan Cycle

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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