''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2645 views Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.

IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

molvi pappu ne farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!

santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

techr agr 1 aur 1 2

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

.

Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

A MQM boy & MMA

A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->

e mujhe rat ko

''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
.
.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''

sunny-

sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"

70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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