''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 3206 views Funny

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Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

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Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

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Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

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No:1 Long March

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HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
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Sab Se Barh Kar

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i know its ur birthd

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Patharo se the taalluqat
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M a y

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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