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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
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A Man Goes For Fishing,&
A Man Goes For Fishing,&
Catches A Big Fish..
He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..
Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".
Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...
Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:
"Geo Musharaf";-
yaaro sab dua karo,
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans.
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha.
Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
light aa rahi hai?
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
Santa found answer to the
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
ßrandy+Water=
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney
Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart
Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain
çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga
2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga
3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga
4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
A public Service Msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Night Was Dark
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
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