''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

May, 24 2010 381 chars (3 sms) 2977 views Funny

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Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .

Why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''

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Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!

do u knw wat is diff

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?

Simple
Janix

Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->

When I Go Wrong I Need

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

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Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->

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Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

When Somebody...

When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic....

I Agree That''s True....

Believe Me...

I Can Swear....

Coz

Love Is Blind....... ;->

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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