Naukrani: Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
  

May, 17 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2116 views       Funny

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Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe



FARAZ!!


Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,



Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

And








So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE



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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->