"First Million Bucks

"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3610 views       Funny

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Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?





lafz


lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz


kafi hai ya or likhon?''
What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?



PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???



An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Kon Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai Farsh Nahe Hai
Is Lye Hum Ausey Kachi Class Bolte
Hai . . . . . ;->