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"First Million Bucks
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"First Million Bucks
"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
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~ A d v i c e ~
~ A d v i c e ~
" The Way
To Become
Famous Fast
Is To
Throw A Brick
At Someone
Who Is Famous ... " ;->
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
sub tarron se dosti kar aye
ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae
Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
~SHARIF LARKi~
~SHARIF LARKi~
khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
Having A Girl Friend
Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .
U Need HEART To LOVE Her
A CLUB To TAKE Her
A DIAMOND To GIFT Her
&
A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
pathan road accident
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha
Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
1st Man : Yar Ye
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???
2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!
1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???
2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
faqeer1 rupay ka s
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
WOMAN: U Tell
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
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