"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3543 views Funny

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Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

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Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?

Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy

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Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

Everybody Wants

Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest

Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

Yaar kal 125

Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.

Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana

"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur

Aur

Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->

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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''

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Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

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