"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3611 views Funny

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pathan pilot jahaz land karne

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,

Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,

SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,

SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,

Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.

koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa

Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->

U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

I Was Standing In The Park

I Was Standing In The Park

Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger

As They Get Closer . . .

Then

It Hit Me . . . ;->

Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas

Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

60 saAL pehLe CandLe

60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,

MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy

Farq to pArA hy..

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!

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"First Million Bucks

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