"First Million Bucks

"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3510 views       Funny

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''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

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L L ,,:
Wahin fawara chor dia.''
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number



I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)