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"First Million Bucks
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"First Million Bucks
"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
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think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me
Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.
Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?
Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy
One Manb read a Board
One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."
Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,
"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"
Everybody Wants
Everybody Wants
Some 1 Special
Some 1 Nice
Some 1 Cute
Some 1 Smart
Some 1 Sweet
Some 1 Honest
Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
Yaar kal 125
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.
Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana
"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?
Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur
Aur
Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''
which kind of keys c
Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??
A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)
5 baj gaye hain
Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,
Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.
Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"
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