"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3580 views Funny

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5 frogs r sitting on a log

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

It''s called Marriage ... ;->

When swinning is

When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .

Than

Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->

Policeman: Tum Ne

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

Shuru

Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha

main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo

jo

jo

jo

mera sms perh raha ha

Always try 2 send nice

Always try 2 send nice msg,Bcoz jab teri saanse rukegi to,Log kehenge saala harami tha,Per sms achay bhejtatha...!!! ;-) "Just jokeing"Bt i m serious

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Kyun k

100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi

Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

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