"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2670 views Funny

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Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

Tera Fone Number Kya Hai

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

1 ghar main twin

1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...

Whenever You Feel Sad

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

Pakitan Means In 2008

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

awam ki purzor farma

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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Aik bAr Phir:

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->

''Jo log garm pani m ''

''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay

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