"First Million Bucks

"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2579 views       Funny

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