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"First Million Bucks
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"First Million Bucks
"First Million Bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
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ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia
Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
Gal: Is
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
type password
type password
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PROCESSING
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SORRY
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI
UMER GUZAR CHUKI
HAI PLZ !!!
TRY AGAIN...>>>>
Kya aap jante hai
Kya aap jante hai
ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?
wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.
waise aap iss waqt
kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
Hundred word does not give pain...
Hundred word does not
give pain...
But
A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...
So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
happiness isbrlik
"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"
You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''
"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
aik bachey ne zardar
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.
Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
A Recently Fired
A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...
"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->
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