kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,


Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
  

May, 17 2010     245 chars (2 sms)     3192 views       Funny

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.