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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
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May, 17 2010
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bijli chali gai
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai
jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai
jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai
majboor hoker socha
khudkushi ker loon
per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
Arz kiyA hAi . . .
Arz kiyA hAi . . .
ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM
WAh WAh
ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM
wAh wAh
KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
In d corridor of mal
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping
It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka
teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
Height Of Patience
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
Mom:
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.
At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?
Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,
''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
Wah Wah
Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
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