kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,

Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.

May, 17 2010 245 chars (2 sms) 3394 views Funny

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My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

main khud bhi usay b

Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

pathan 2ble sawari j

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho

HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga

when ur life is in

when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL

The Cube of 2 is 8

The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?

Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur

Height of walking..

Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''

Zara sochoo .

Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

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