pathan to doctor : puuray jism main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon to bohat dard hota hai doctor suggested full body XRay When he checked XRay , he found frecture in his ungli
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!
