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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
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May, 17 2010
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A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
Abey, main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
NEWS ALERT !!
NEWS ALERT !!
Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De
Mat Khana Plz
Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna
Q
K
City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Men''ll never
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.
And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.
Do u understand?
''Teacher: Agar tm
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?
Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"
or,
Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
secret of living happily
The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,
hoye,
Sadqe jaun
shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye
" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "
Plz Meri Madad Kare''n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->
go in2 dark rum
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
434680709278464084630
nw read!!!!!
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..
Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
LOVE IS LIFE
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
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