packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2973 views       Funny

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Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"


Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.


I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....









Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->