packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
  

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Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)
Lo Bhai Mitro

Jo Marzi Ho Jave

Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe Fatti Hove

Chahe Khulli Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .

Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .

Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .

Kyun k. . .







Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
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Oh GOD Thanks .. my ALL Buttons are working :)

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


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Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


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LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


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Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!