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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
shohr maalum hota h
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Teacher;
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"
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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
THE END.
kesa tha?
Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Re Sa Sa Re
Re Sa
Sa
Re
Dha Ni Pa
Ni
Sa
Sa Sa
Re
Re Ma Ga
Ni Maga
Sa
Sare
Bas Mere
Indian Idol Ab Soja
A Boy Shying 2 Propose
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-
"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
A Question From
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
"Sir,
How Is It That Your
Name Is Gates But
U Are Selling WINDOWS
I am sorry yaar,
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
Teacher:
Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,
Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D
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