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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
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ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
LOVE is the second
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..
ofcourse girls r the first..!!
but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
Sardar 2 his wife
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh
Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen
shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen
Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
new economic lingo
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Lady: Dr. Plz.
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside
Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
CAT Mock Anthem
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->
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