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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
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''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"
"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
~> Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU"
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!
There was this guy
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
''Plz don"t read this Nahi to
''Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!''
''HUSBAND
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
SPECIAL OFFER,
SPECIAL OFFER,
BRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY,
SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER &
WIN FREE TRIP TO PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YEAR
VACATION AT HOME.
ab to 100 percent kh
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"
SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
KAKA GAL SUN
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<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
(-.-)/’
<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal
guiness book of worl
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
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