sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka

sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka
teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
  

May, 13 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2556 views       Funny

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