A Wedding

A Wedding
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
  

May, 17 2010     101 chars (1 sms)     2157 views       Funny

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








chipkA-l33
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''


6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.
Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM


baki time tang na karna
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!