Man To Pathan:

Man To Pathan:
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2302 views       Funny

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''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,

wah wah

Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,

Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''


Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)


Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati


Waja






Socho



Soocho




Nahi Pata



Aray

Wahan


TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I




L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->