Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
