QUAID e AZAM k 14

QUAID e AZAM k 14
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
  

May, 19 2010     355 chars (3 sms)     3379 views       Funny

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mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai


''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,







A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK


Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.


CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?


Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

.
.
.
.
DOOR SE
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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