Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan. dost "o ki serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi
