Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2918 views Funny

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Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn

Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na

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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->

Frnds I''m Collecting

Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..

In Our Life,

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time

...

1- LOVE

2- FRiENDSHiP

3- MONEY

4- ILLNESS

5- DEATH

6- ?

Su Su

"Is liye kar k sona!"

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

wife yesternight i

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Teacher :

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->

2 kids wr lying 2gethr

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

True meaning of "GIRL":

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

The Prospective Son In

The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->

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Arz Kia Hai . . .

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