''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

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  3. ''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?


"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."



us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???



""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''
  
May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2148 views       Funny

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