Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
  

May, 26 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3419 views       Funny

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woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!


A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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Nai nacha?



Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 Lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



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tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????



Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-


Shocked .....


Why


Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Namaz K Lie"