Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

May, 26 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 2870 views Funny

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Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

:#: A friend

:#: A friend

ll is like

( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar

So

So

So

So

So

uski.

BAJATAY RAHO..;-)

GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Behind every Man''s

Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"

SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->

paper mei is liye me

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...

Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.
.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "

The Girl Said : " NO . . "

Then . . .

They Live . . .

Happy Ever After . . . ;->

Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

father watching fashiontv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

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