Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
  

May, 26 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2486 views       Funny

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(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Catch her by her waist


Bring her home


Keep your hand on her neck


Put your lips on her lips




And have a nice .....






Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD


A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS


A Passionate Kiss On LIPS


A Romantic Kiss On NECK


But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On



















Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->


If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''