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Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
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Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
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Santa:
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
funny
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
weather report mein
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
WOMAN: U Tell
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
a girl asks her mom
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
nahi maloom???
thora orr damagh laraoo
no??
abhi be nahi?
ok let me tell u k kaise aya...
''''''GHALTI SE''''''...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Plz note my new
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
Bye ;->
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