Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

May, 14 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3432 views Funny

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Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again

Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

Man saw a snake

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO

SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
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PLEAS
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->

New Funny GAME.

New Funny GAME.
Sath sath Add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PAGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,

OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?

"POPCORN"

Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Bata Has Announced

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

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