dard nak kahani

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

May, 06 2010 337 chars (3 sms) 4083 views Funny

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Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

meri jan katreena

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .

That too with gas kit...!!!''

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

I saw ur dad paying d bill

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
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Jewelry

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1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

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Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

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Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
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larki boli.

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Dost:
koi bat ni
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Unethical advrtising
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