Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
  

May, 19 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2436 views       Funny

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AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??


1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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?
?
?
TOM and JERRY starts !!''
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)