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Height Of Diplomacy?
Height Of Diplomacy?
Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
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May, 18 2010
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AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
In Olden Days
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Never tell a lie to
Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.
Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling
An old couple
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?
"Dhobi."
Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
tumhara naam phool rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Urgent mSg... Misomi komura.
Urgent mSg...
Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.
Soch Kya Raha Hain?
Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P
KArAchi RoCk3rS
1 Chota Munna Boht
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
"SWINE FLU" .
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Ur 5 qualities:
Ur 5 qualities:
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2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
lock key
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
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