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Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
  

May, 14 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2981 views       Funny

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Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the

laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?



nothing seriuos...



ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"