Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
  

May, 14 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3187 views       Funny

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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''
Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.


Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.