Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->

May, 14 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3150 views Funny

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Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

Dosti karo TELENOR

Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

o my gaad lacoste

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,

she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

Why Do People Say

Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???

Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->

Girls are like phones. . .

Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-

Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.

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appna raag aap jamaoo

If people says you

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

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Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

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