Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->

May, 14 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2330 views Funny

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santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Hav U evr noticed

Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!

A Question From

A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:

"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS

Friendship is a "Give And Take

Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.

I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

.

.

.

Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

If MOLVIS Start Film Making Names Of Films Will Be

If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.

teacher draw a dia

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

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Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

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