1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
  

May, 19 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     2288 views       Funny

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2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta


Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae




"Qabar ka Murda"
''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar.
Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.
Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.''
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*


Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"


Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne


''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!

Main teno janat dey saaa..

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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->