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malika sherawat... ;->

May, 19 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 1868 views Funny

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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...

Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''

nature rich

u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .

Dis ones awesome!

Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

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