"Bike Rider To Sarjant

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2158 views       Funny

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Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
Par
.
.
.
.
Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati


Waja






Socho



Soocho




Nahi Pata



Aray

Wahan


TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->


Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "


Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha


K Light Chali Gai .


Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?




Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)