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"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
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May, 13 2010
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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
koi mannat mango beta
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
husband to wife
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
agar basanti ki maus
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
''James Hawk''
nay DHAKKAN banaya tha
tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
Bhabi
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,
KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO WASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,
Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,
Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,
Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
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