mei tou bus yuhi fam

mei tou bus yuhi fam


Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"


Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne


''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
  

May, 05 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2545 views       Funny

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Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


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''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal ki garaj




Bijli ki chamak



Barish ki ik ik boond





Tum se



Cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahi hai














"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->