mei tou bus yuhi fam

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"

Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne

''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

May, 05 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2693 views Funny

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''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''

A rose is always a rose

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...

Ya ALLAH YA REHMAN YA RAHEEM

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

1 pagal dusre pagal se

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.

aik pathan dosry se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo

Suno..............

Mehsoos Karo

Badal Ki Garaj

Bijli Ki Chamak

Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond

Tum Se

Cheekh Cheekh K

Keh Rahi Hai

AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->

Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,

Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

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