Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.