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mei tou bus yuhi fam
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Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne
''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
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May, 05 2010
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Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
aaap main say har ko
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
AAj apko pani se
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
''THANDA MATLAB''
Coca-Cola
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With
"Yes Or No"
Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.
Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
Raheel :
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Give A Person A Fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
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