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Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...
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May, 06 2010
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Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
The great question.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
ek mota admi bazaar
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
this day when the
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
Long Time Ago
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
Full Form Of Boys...
Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
kanjoos
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
Ab bush k bad Obama
Ab bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama
bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Arz Kiya Hy.
Arz Kiya Hy.
.
.
Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
.
.
Wah Wah Wah
.
.
Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
.
.
Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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