Teacher to student

Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2037 views       Funny

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Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro

mobile uthao or mjy sms karo

har bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro


Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz


WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Dis song is 4 U

Tum to tahere pardesi,

sath kya nibhoge,

subhah pehli

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lagta hai CD Kharab hai,

kisi aur din sunaunga