heard you are celebr

heard you are celebr
Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time
  

May, 03 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     2507 views       Funny

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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten





1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey






2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya
ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
Arz kiA hy:

Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,




Kitab Per Lagani Hai,





Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,







" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".