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Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
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Ustad:
Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi
Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...
Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
Girl to Boy
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,
Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Meri aankhon ko
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye such much pyar hai,
Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?
=O ;->
modeling offer for y
Modeling offer for you
Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
Sweetest Proposal
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?
Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...
Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai
Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Wife Pointing At
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
JAb Tumhari Shadddi
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
K
Pait
Main
Mera
..
.
.
.
.
Mera
,
,
,
,
BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
Behind every Man''s
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
laado de lashkare ja
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
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