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Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
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WHY R DOCTOR’S
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????
ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
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Donoo Mar Gaye
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Khattam Khanai
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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Arz Kia Hai.. Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Wahh..
Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..
DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..
Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!
Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi
Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.
This is this and What is what Faraz..
If this is what then what is this Faraz?
She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
A WOMEN 2 A
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal
Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal
Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha
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