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quitters never win
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
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"IDIOTS" ;->
The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?
guess!
pakistan
u know y?
har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
143 means?
143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
hum india se buhat p
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
A HINDI Teacher
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:
"Open The Doors Of
The Window And
Let The Atmosphere Come In"
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
I like 3 things...
I like 3 things...
Pizza...
Pepsi...
& you...
Pizza to eat...
Pepsi to drink...
& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
An important msg 4 U
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..
Pakitan Means In 2008
Pakitan Means In 2008
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarko''n Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity :-<
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