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I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
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A Touching Love Story
A Touching Love Story
A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...
Wh8 a touching story ;->
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
Lekin dil ghabrata hai
Kyon k balance jata hai
Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,
Jab kanjoos logon se
Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
are you kidding mama
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
dulha mil gaya
Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
.
.
.
Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Boy To His Girlfriend:
Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,
Kuch Naram Sa,
Kuch Namkin Sa,
Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.
Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
panjwein din honee lardai
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,
Jo jatay hain un k peechay,
wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,
Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,
wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
Girlfriend :
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
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