I don''t understand

I don''t understand
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
  

May, 19 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2497 views       Funny

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Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here