I don''t understand

I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->

May, 19 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2163 views Funny

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A mother bought

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->

sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

sood haram hay

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..

beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

girlfriend chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->

cutest love story

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo a

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

A Parody Of Zong Song

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

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