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I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
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Professor- Would You Like To Marry
Professor- Would You Like To Marry
A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?
Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,
Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
apne sasur ka dulaar
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
~ Tip Of The Day ~
~ Tip Of The Day ~
''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...
Just
"T H I N K"
Something
"S T U P I D"
And Then
Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->
bapo ne kaha zong ka
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It
Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U
Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U
U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->
Aap ki valantian
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
What would u call
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
what brand of tea
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!
Prei-tea!
Pathan joined
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
hamein to apnou nay lota
Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->
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