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May, 25 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 3508 views Funny

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

How can a Sardar

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

mard ka bacha hai to neechay aa

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

Sardar proposing

Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.

Once There Was A Crow,

Once There Was A Crow,
Nashe wich betha se oh,
Usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chidi rahi c ro,
Crow ne ched diti c oh,
Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
Crow sharminda gaya c ho,
Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!

newtons law of load

Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai

Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->

The theory of reverse

The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...

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