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Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''
If You Are Going To
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....
That
You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....
Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Bazar wali nazuk si
Bazar wali nazuk si
office wali naram naram
mohalay wali patli si
hotel wali Chikni chikni
ghar wali garma garam
wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
Meri Ek Naak Hy Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student:WOW!
A group of elephants
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
At the bus stop a man
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
Student seeing
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
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