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to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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"There was a Cold Day

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BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
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Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

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Or

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