Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D