2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2257 views       Funny

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Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.



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John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
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Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
Muhabat Ho Jaye

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Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)