2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2658 views       Funny

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A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"

1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!


WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf