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2 men were talking!
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2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
What is a BEST and
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Gadha tanhai me kya
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?
Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
HEER:
HEER:
“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”
RANJHA:
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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham
-
-
-
zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
1 Chotey Bache
1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:
"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
BB hum sharminda hain
BB hum sharminda hain
.
.
Wah wah wah
.
.
BB hum sharminda hain
.
.
.
.
ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
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