2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2726 views       Funny

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Larki apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age


Well I Said


The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17





So All In All





67 Years ... ;->
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.