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2 men were talking!
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2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
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How 2 catch squirrels?
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
when u take my name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???
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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta
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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
film actress meera yesterday screamed
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
Aata ghee
Aata
ghee
shaker
chawal
k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Twice h0liday in A Week
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,
Us k 11 bhai ha,
Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,
Lekin abkoi masla nai,
Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,
Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,
FARQ TO PARA HA
GEO MUSHARAF.->
ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Are you know jAn|x?
Are you know jAn|x?
Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
sigret peo gold leaf
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..
Wah Wah Wah
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..
Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
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