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Adnan sAmi kO
Adnan sAmi kO
Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng
"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"
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Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
GOOD MORNING
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
kya ap abhi tak kanwari hain?
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
aik pathan dusre se
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
(Pak traffic police)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Source of Vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story
Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Girl: when we get
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
Ek bar Sardar
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
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