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U have touchd my feet.
Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :p
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Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''
Alwayz Remember ...
Alwayz Remember ...
When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "
But
When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
TV pe Bomb
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
TeStInG Ur BlOoD
TeStInG Ur BlOoD
PlEaZ WaIt . . . .
33% COmPlEtE
66% COmPlEtE
100% DONE
RePorT
HIV +
DaRo NaHi
It MeAnS
"HoNeY In VeInS"
ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)
awam ki purzor farma
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->
Why Do People Say
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???
Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
* Munnabhai:
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
A lady went to a
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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