Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->

May, 14 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2379 views Funny

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A rose Rs.7

A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"

Every man''s wish

Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->

Womenz Day Par

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.

film actress meera yesterday screamed

film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

Cute… Good looking…

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''

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