The lovely love Theorem -

The lovely love Theorem -
The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
  

May, 24 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2623 views       Funny

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Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,

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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUSHARAF"
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''