Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->
  

May, 20 2010     267 chars (2 sms)     2745 views       Funny

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SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p


After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega


Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga


Taaliyan . . . ;->
''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna



TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR