Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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Guess..!
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->

May, 20 2010 267 chars (2 sms) 4161 views Funny

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Teacher

Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

Once there was a Well

Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !

"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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KYUN K
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT

"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JIS KO BHI DO
LEKIN

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PARVEZ MUSHARRAF ONLY. . . ;->

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)

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