Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

May, 14 2010 232 chars (2 sms) 1988 views Funny

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''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''

Aey Phool yeh

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!

Arz kiya hai......

Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....

jaise...

jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

X Kuze Me

X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ok

Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

K ?

K ?

K ?

"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->

Mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha

Boys Philosphy . . .

Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->

buhat stupid ho tum

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

Attention It''s Very Important Msg

Attention

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

Pee...peeeeeeep....

Pee...peeeeeeep....

Pe-PeeeeeeeP...

PeeeeeeeeeeeP..

Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....

Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..

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