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Height of youthfulness..
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Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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May, 19 2010
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hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Two rules u need to follow in life..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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/.".) "^---- ,,
\,,/"( , _ ,_ ; )
// // ''
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
oor tum?
2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
Q: Agar William Shakespeare
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
father watching fashiontv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
How did Bill and Hillary
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
What is the diffrence between
What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?
Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !
One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)
Bruce Lee''s Favorite
Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?
Kha-Lee ... ;->
if they get
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?
if they be together they united
n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
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