Height of youthfulness..

Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free

May, 19 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2934 views Funny

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KBC main shahrukh ne

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

ek pathan apne raks

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???

Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"

1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.

BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain

Ander se awaz aye...

Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

sardar 2 srdarni ja

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

want 2 see this world after ur death?

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Naraz ho kia?

Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?

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