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Height of youthfulness..
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Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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May, 19 2010
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Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...
U||o Ko Raat...
Dentist Ko Daant...
Gadhe Ko Laat...
Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...
Kuttay Ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
Bhutto Marr Gya
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
makhi & pathan
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
Actually I wanted
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..
but
But I can''t
According to section
340/B(1953)
Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.
Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,
"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,
Aur hath main hai "LUX"
What Do You Call A
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
Falling in love is
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Womenz Day Par
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha
"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"
Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha
Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
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