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Height of youthfulness..
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Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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May, 19 2010
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Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
karoge din mein to rahegi chusti
karo kam se kam din mein ek bar
to rahegi tandrusti
Nahin samjhe?
EK SMS
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
"Phool Insano Se Zyada
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy K "AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne wala..
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur lips Rocket
Ur ears Chingari
ur smile Phuljari
Ur style Anaar
ur personilty Bomb
Beta Nikal le
I''m Coming with candle
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,
JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,
TAB!!
MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
70 Years Old Man
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
::::ARZ HAI::::
::::ARZ HAI::::
pink lips are the girls beauty
wah wah
pink lips r the girls beauty
& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
I Am The Most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
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