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Height of youthfulness..
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Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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May, 19 2010
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?
Think
Can''t answer
I Tell U
The other 9 fish are crying ;->
who let you get on
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???
Can''t Understand ... !!!
Its English Vrsion
Of Song
Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
What Will U Call
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???
A-Crow-t
funniest fact
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
I Don''t Think So ...
I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
Every walk of life will contain
Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is
.
.
.
"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
HUSBAND vs WIFE
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
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