Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

May, 20 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2408 views Funny

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Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

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