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Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha
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Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
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Hello G G, G
Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
in school canteenth
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Agar kissi k dil
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.
iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
WhiskEY, Drugs
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..
Aren''t they?
But,
the man who runs away frm his enemies...
Is a Coward...
So b brave
chEErS..! ;->
A B C D E F G
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
Boy:Darling
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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.
.
.
Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
A Man Was Injected
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??
Think
Think Harder
Coz
He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
I Don''t Think So ...
I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
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